The other day I was at work and I was enrolling a young guy into our personnel security system. This task requires me to stand in close proximity to the person I’m servicing. That day, I wore a blue ruffled, knee-length, tube dress with a pink, quarter-length sleeve cardigan. The sweater was fastened 2 buttons from the top.
After about 10 minutes, I finish with the guy and take my seat. I see my co-worker giving me a ghastly expression. ”What’s wrong?” I ask. She rapidly points to my chest and what do I see? My dress has slid all the way down fully exposing my fly, pink bra. I was mortified! I’d never even noticed. Didn’t feel a draft, either. Nothing.
I look over to the guy I was helping and ask, “Did you see this?!” And he goes, “Yeah.” And I’m like, “Well, why didn’t you tell me??” Then he replies, “It was eye-candy.” What a jerk.